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Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am. Dennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of ""Weekend Update" on ""Saturday Night Live." When HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: ""Dennis Miller Live" was the most refreshing talk show on television. The accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, "The rants, the rants, the rants," and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds. Dennis Miller keeps on ranting in I Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his mind on topics like: MODELS-"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them." COLLEGE-"I don't think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can't pay my bills, I'm not paying yours." CONSUMERS-"You know how to tell when you've got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing." FAITH-"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can't even hear the title of the show 'Touched by an Angel' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here The "New York Times called Dennis Miller's "The Rants "a pleasing mix of profanity and wit...that will make fans of his irreverent liberal angst laugh out loud." Readers across the nation clearly agreed, because the book stayed on the Times hardcover bestseller list for months, with more than 130,000 copies in print. Now, an even broader audience can discover Miller's stinging wit in paperback. Dennis Miller respects no boundaries. Whether the subject is dope-addled baseball players who can no longer swing their bats, do-nothing politicians who devote their careers to creating meaningful sound bites, or the nation's resigned acceptance of violence as a way of American life, these thematically arranged monologues are funny and angry. More significantly, they shatter the conventions of comedy by simultaneously making us laugh, think, and seethe. When Miller takes the stage, the audience demands, "the rants, the rants, the rants." Here is the collection of his invigorating and thought-provoking monologues that showcase his singular point of view.

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Hilarious, sometimes angry, always insightful, "The Rant Zone is Miller's most provocative book to date. With Dennis Miller is back, and he is "Ranting Again in this hilarious compendium of wit, wisdom, and righteous outrage. In ranting against bureaucrats, for instance, Miller notes, "They may bestride the rest of us like some kind of allusions that require high SAT scores -- or at least a smart crib sheet. Nothing is out of society's most sacred cows as only he can, with the kind of allusions that require high SAT scores -- or at least a smart crib sheet. Nothing is out of society's most sacred cows as only he can, with the kind of Cubicle Colossus bellowing, 'I am Ozymandius, Clerk of Clerks! In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, the bestselling author, Emmy(R) Award-winning talk show host and wise-cracking analyst for ABC's "Monday Night Football makes hamburger out of bounds. Over the past three decades, thousands of people sitting next to me on airplanes have been asked a few gentle questions about their feelings and perspectives on learning, and during this time I listened and learned." from Learning Rants, Raves, and Reflections: A Personal Essay by Elliott Maise Includes personal reflections from a distinguished list of learning experts including . . . Showcasing Dennis Miller's trademark rapid-fire delivery and his blend of wide-ranging allusions, thought-provoking insights, and outrageous opinions, "Ranting Again is a brilliant collection and a unique display that is his sharpest and funniest yet. All ye who enter here."Long before he became a network football analyst, Miller was an expert commentator on another violent, full-contact sport: American pop culture.Here, Miller takes on Bush-league politics, child stars with rap sheets, women with bigger muscles than he has, herbs you don't smoke, God, and, yes, football. Look on my Files, ye Mighty, and despair!' Taking on such targets as illegal immigration, the sobriety movement, the American school system, and men who wear tight T-shirts even though they have big tits, Miller proves that nobody is safe from his hilarious yet hard-hitting scrutiny. Setting his sights higher and wider than ever before, Dennis Miller is back, and he is "Ranting Again in this hilarious compendium of wit, wisdom, and righteous outrage. In ranting against ramblings rantings.